Eric: What is it? (usually it's "What happened?")
Me: It's food.
Me: Food, food on Lolla. What was the food like?
Me: Just answer the fuckin' question.....Was it good?
Eric: It was okay. Why? Why does it matter?
Me: I dunno, that Spin thing I'm doing.
Eric: You think they really care about the food on Lolla?
Me:No. I think they wanna know if Drew has any cellulite.
Eric: Are you gonna print that?
Eric: What you just...
Me: What I just...
Me: No...God,answer the question.
Eric: About food?
Me: Yeah, like did you make any friends in the food place?
Eric: I don't have any friends. (Pause)
Me: You are a bad interview.
Eric: Well, Courtney, maybe I'll just practice in front of the mirror.
Me: Good idea.
He hangs up.